Wait...

I'm not that happy. We're all outta smokes. 

Easter

It is Sunday. I've been wrecked since Friday. 

I have an Eeyore Easter egg with a little toy Eeeyore. I think I am happy. 

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Soon. So soon. A week, a little longer. I have a diary, and a new set of matching underwear, and that is about the extent of my preparations. 

I ask how I can prepare. He says, "You can't." And that is very true. This is looking to be the most intense, crazy mad fun adventure of my life. I am so happy. I like him and he likes me. This has already changed me. And soon I will change some more. Breaking and rebuilding and learning to be his. 

I can't wait. 

I stroked a hedgehog. It uncurled and sniffed at me with its little black nose. Then it ran away. 

There was a rainbow around the moon. 

Science is just another kind of magic. 

So we went to a nice pub, and he was friendly, and we talked, and I drank red wine. I went back to his place. 

He'd asked me on a whim. The last time he'd seen me, I was a wrecked little fucktoy, crying and drugged. Says something for his character that he decided he'd like to actually get to know me after that. 

 

Ha. Ha.

So I log on to MSN today. And guess what? There are about 12 random guys who added me from Teenchat. Someone really is dedicated to increasing my popularity amongst the online pervert community. 

And more (web-based, this time) Drama

So a random guy adds me on MSN. I ask who he is. He acts like I should know. 

It turns out that somebody under the name of 'HornySubSlut' on Teenchat (no, I didn't know what that was until today) had given him my address, and said she was up for a random fuck. And, surprise, as soon as he asked her about why she was so weird on MSN, she disappeared. 

I wonder who would pretend to be me, and why. Did they think that I would be offended/upset/annoyed by a random guy asking me for sex? Er, I'm a girl, on the internet. I am sadly used to this happening. 

Were they trying, from the kindness of their hearts, to get me some free internet sex? Because that is just a bit weird, and I don't really need the help. 

Were they trying to get back at me? This is the most likely scenario, seeing as I've made it something of a hobby to piss people off on the interwebs. However, I wish they would at least try to give out some effective vengeance. I mean, trying to imply that I'm a horny sub slut who likes random sex is really not going to cut it, for reasons which should be very obvious.