Things I have learn from American movies

I want to be attractive, because obviously being attractive makes you worth more as a person. Ugly people are only for comic relief, or are in fact evil supervillains. Ugly women are the most horrendous thing ever and have absolutely no value whatsoever. Fat women are unacceptable. Fat men can be funny but only if they are jolly and/or losers (see also, Seth Rogen). A physically unattractive man can pull a beautiful woman because she will see his other good qualities. A physically ugly woman will never end up with a hot man, unless she undergoes a miraculous tranformation. Intelligent women are always either frigid bitches or bespectacled nerds. They will always terrify the male characters. If a couple break up, they will be petty and cruel to each other. People will always feel more sorry for the man. Women are usually teachers or secretaries. If they have high-flying careers then this will be seen as an anomaly. No woman ever in the history of everything has ever had stubbly legs. Periods exist only so people can make PMS jokes. Men are expected to have good jobs, always, and be inept at all childcare or domestic chores. All women can cook, unless they are ditzy (in which case they will probably also be blonde.) All women are horny, all the time, unless they are unfairly denying sex to the downtrodden man. Men can eat whatever they want without putting on weight. All attractive women weigh 120lbs or less. They too can eat what they want, but will never be shown finishing a meal. Women hate other women and care more about men than their friends. They will talk endlessly about men but never about themselves. A woman can only be fulfilled if she is in a long term relationship and preferably married. However marriage for men is a terrifying prospect which should be avoided for as long as possible.
This entire post is only one of the many many reasons that movies annoy me.