Keeping Count

Most things in life, I do not keep track of. But some statistics I have kept, and they make for bad reading. Numbers have never been my friends. But to sum up a life in figures...

19 years, 117.5lbs, Yes(11+3=14)you are a slut, 177 blog posts, 10 GCSEs, 0 real qualifications, 2 parents, 1 brother, 1 surviving grandparent, 0 regular friends, 98 Facebook friends, 1 best friend, 0 boyfriends, 5 ex-boyfriends, 0 girlfriends, 53.8% pure, 500+ scars, 11 piercings, 1 tattoo, 0 finished novels, 0 published/exhibited works, 5 empty vodka bottles hidden, 2 illegals used regularly, 17p in the bank.

Not encouraging, really. I hate maths.