Awesome Plan

I'm going to get some Doc Martens and paint cool things on them. Then I'm going to travel the world, painting pretty pictures. Before I go, I'll learn how to teach English as a foreign language, so I will be useful wherever I go. And I will take lots of photographs and sketches and diaries. Then I will come back home and go to art school, and they'll let me in on the strength of my portfolio and extensive life experience. And then I will become an artist, and paint peoples' shoes for them, so that wherever they go, they just have to look down at their feet, to be reminded that there are awesome and beautiful and fun things all over the world.