Monday 10 November 2008

Insomnia (again)

Its half past 3 in the morning. I'm pale white and grey (no mean feat for a half Asian), with purple shadows round my eyes. I'm shaking like a leaf, and whatever I try, I can't get to sleep.
Somebody please come and knock me out. Chloroform, baseball bat, intravenous haloperadol, a brick in a sock; I don't care what you use.Seeing that you've read this blog, I know you really want to shut me up, so now's your chance. One well aimed smack to the back of the head, and then contented silence all round. You know you want to.

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